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![All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It’s my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful"
Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask “where") Over there! (Ask again: “What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Good news, the test results are negative!
Got me? I’ll do your body good.
Grab them in the butt and ask, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag.
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- All this could be yours for one low, low price!
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
- As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
- Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
- Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
- Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
- Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
- Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
- (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It’s my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
- Coffee? Tea? Me?
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
- Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
- Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
- Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
- Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful"
- Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
- Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask “where") Over there! (Ask again: “What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
- Good news, the test results are negative!
- Got me? I’ll do your body good.
- Grab them in the butt and ask, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
- Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag.
- Guy: What’s your name? Girl: Danielle, Guy: Oh… I thought it was Aphrodite.
- Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
- Hey, don’t frown – you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
- How did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
- Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
- Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
Annons
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Samsie
Fri 2 Apr 2010 12:28
Hey, I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
PFFFT, den ska man fan använda
PFFFT, den ska man fan använda
Tohmasu
Tue 23 Mar 2010 14:35
OTL En tjej försökte "jag har tappat bort mitt telefonnummer, kan jag få ditt" på mig en gång och jag bara såg på henne som om hon var en retard för att jag inte fattade vitsen.
Jag är så smidig. xD
Jag är så smidig. xD
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