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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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