100 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A DEAD CHIHUAHUA! 1. Door Stop 2. Back Scratcher 3. Yard Ornament 4. Bottle Opener 5. Conversation Piece 6. As a Warning to Live Chihuahuas' 7. Cheap Christmas Present 8. Toilet Bowl Brush 9. Bait for 'Rat Traps' 10. Hood Ornament 11. Barbie Doll Toy Horse - 'Charlie' 12. Fertilizer 13. Quiet Companion 14. Book Mark 15. Table Lamp 16. Ash Tray 17. Shoe Buffer 18. Target Practice 19. Pencil Sharpener 20. Hole Puncher 21. Appetizer for a Rottweiller Puppy 22. 'Skippy' the never-tiring watch dog 23. Pet Rock Dog 24. Dust Rag Chamois 25. Feather Duster 26. Car Window Suction Toy 27. Stocking Stuffer 28. Floating Drinks Holder for your Bath or Pool. 29. Hollow it out to make a Chihuahua Jelly Mold (tm) 30. Add one zip along belly. Voila. One small handbag. 31. A pin cushion 32. Circut tester--to check for the presence of 110v in wires. (would probably work better with live Chihauhuas) 33. Use a pair for oven mitts. 34. A substitute travel pillow. 35. Footstool. 36. A unique desk organiser. 37. Letter opener. 38. Pie crust decorator. 39. Toast rack. 40. XMAS tree decoration. 41. Rollerblade knee and elbow-pads (four required) 42. VCR head cleaner. 43. Parasite farm (similar to an ant farm) 44. Piranha food 45. Camping pillow 46. Get two, attach them by a rope; viola! the hottest thing for rearview mirrors since fuzzy dice 47. Hang it from the ceiling; becomes a punching bag 48. Bird food 49. Tetherball! 50. Lawn Chihuahua (like those pink lawn flamingos) Just add spikes and paint! (see #3) 51. Tie seven or eight of them together, attach to a stick and you have one hell of a weapon! 52. A shaving brush 53. Leave one out in the sun for a week or so, water liberaly...a do it yourself Chia Chihuahua! 54. Maggot Fodder 55. Slippers 56. A new bubble gum: Big League Chihuahua! 57. A Hairpiece 58. Thanxgiving Center Piece 59. A gap filler for David Letterman! 60. Sam Peckinpaw movie prop. 61. Croquet Hoops 62. Crampons 63. Saw in half, bookends 64. Boot scrapers 65. Lovely evening wrap. 66. Dangly pierced earrings. 67. Mobile for baby's crib. 68. Weathervane. 69. You can use the dead chihuahua to choke the people who wrote this page. :-) 70. Another common use for a dead chihuahua is a cute stencil for a child's room. Alternate chihuahua stencil with cacti for a true southwestern motif. 71. OK, for the truly disgusting, I suppose it would make a cheap IUD or some other variation of birth control device. 72. Tails make convenient toothpicks for outdoorsey types. 73. A great cat toy, they look like mice on steroids. 74. One-way Boomerang. 75. For Southern California Chihuahua owners - coyote food! Just place outside at dusk and watch the fun begin! 76. Somewhere to put your boggies once you have finished rolling them round in your fingers. 77. The anus could be a pencil holder (see 19) 78. A small rug as they do with tigers. 79. Press between the pages of a book. Makes a lovely memento. 80. Fill with candy and make a really cool pinata. 81. Make terriffic party hats 82. Computer mouse cozy. 83. Toupee' 84. Use it to practice your field goals. (Once again, probably works better with live Chihuahua). 85. Hackey Sack. 86. Put between manifolds and tailpipe of car. Since its an organic object, it would probably make a pretty good catalytic converter. 87. Toy for sadistic children. 88. Tampon for a real fat-ass. (see 62) 89. Starter for a "Junior Headhunters Set." 90. Boxing glove 91. Fridge magnet 92. Paws could be coat hangers 93. Chum 94. Something to throw at the TV when one of those annoying Taco Bell commercials come on. 95. Chalkboard eraser 96. Baby bottle brush 97. A new sex toy 4 the gay community 98. Five White Castle hamburgers 99. A Happy Meal Toy (tm) 100. Toilet Paper

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Anonymous Sun 23 Dec 2007 15:45

HAHAHA! Helt rätt älskling <3

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