I pop out my rhymes faster than pez.
Ask Bill Gates and see what he says.
I went to his office, to borrow some pens,
Took one off his desk and accidentally took his Benz.

I'm driving down the street listening to 133t G33k B34t.
The laptop in the window is pretty freakin sweet,
Man this ride has some hot circuitry,
Bill Gates is so...haxxor elite.

So his 1337 car wrecked and it took my breath --
Fatal Error like the Blue Screen of Death.
Stranded on the information highway road,
The car stopped receiving its binary code.

I headed back, to wherever Bill was,
I found him doing...whatever it is he does.
Making some software that's worse than a rash,
An Operating System that you know is gonna crash.

So I returned his car and he got real pissed off.
He grabbed his keys to return to Microsoft.
I yelled "wait a minute, you forgot something!"
But before he could respond, I heard his cell phone ring.

Shortly after answering, Bill collapsed in sobs --
He just got informed he got owned by Steve Jobs!
He thought a 486 PC was fast,
It ran Windows ME -- what a blast from the past.

That operating system is so old, it was a horror story, my grandmother told.
She said "I'm sorry, my software is fine,
You need to get a faster cable line."
She said "I have T8, and a really nice computer,
I built it myself, and connected it to a 'rooter.'"

He said "LOL it's not a 'rooter,' it's a 'router!'"
And then he said "LOL" even louder.
She got pretty mad, and hung up the phone.
Bill looked at me, and then headed home.

So sitting online thinking of where I'd been,
About how I wanted to borrow a pen.
Instead I pissed off Bill, and changed his resolution.
I guess I wasn't prepared for the Bill Gates Revolution.

Annons

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February 2018