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<p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Ten things you never want to hear on an plane! <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore. <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know. <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding. <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming! <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory. <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks! <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? <p style="background: white; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another
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Anonymous
Tue 18 Mar 2008 16:53
Vad bra att du gör det så enkelt att läsa allt genom att dölja det i obegriplig text. :D
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