18 or lower means you're not stupid. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. So far: 2 [ ] You have ran into a tree. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] i thought about doin it [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [ ] You just tried to sing them So far: 4 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit. [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] Your hair is/has been blonde. [x] People have called you slow So far: 7 [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [x] You've fallen asleep in class [ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh So far: 9 [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about [ ] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you [ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice". [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. So far: 11 [ ] You have eaten a bug on purpose [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket So far: 12 [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you [ ] You break a lot of things. So far: 12 [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [X] You have fallen out of your chair before So far: 14 [ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling [ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day. So far: 14 "I've done 14 out of 37 stupid things"

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