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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face
Chuck Norris once had a massive erection. There were no survivors...
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
Chuck Norris' agent asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Anonymous
Wed 14 May 2008 22:04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
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anotherlost
Wed 14 May 2008 22:05
så jävla kul :D alla är jobbigt torra och kommenterar inte ;P askul jue.
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