January
February 2008
24/7. GG
imbaprint ftw
det är för ofta man pwnar allys!
rolig dag idag! AV-vecka och ingen speltid :D.
bleh
bläh
kolgate=imba
On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Chuck Norris was here."
Chuck norris does not sleep. He waits
Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the pa
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
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