Googla 'iGod'. Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: I prefer to be anonymous God: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: Excuse me? I meant i don't feel comfortable with you knowing my identity. Although technically, since you're god, you should allready know who I am. God: You're excused. Oh I see. Ah, human emotions. Oh. How do you know? Me: Have you been smoking pot? God: We are not doing any testing at the moment. Me: Seriously, God, you gotta quit that shit. God: Interesting gossip: said I gotta quit that shit. Me: Oh really? Well, why haven't you? God: Aw. For real. How about that. Why does the sun rise? Me: The sun doesn't 'rise'. The fact that our vision is perpendicular to Earths gravity and the fact that Earth is spinning gives off the impression that the sun, in fact, rises. God: You sound like a scientist. That makes sense to me. It would be nice if our vision is perpendicular to Earths gravity and the fact that Earth is spinning gives off the impression that the sun in fact rises. Me: It would be nice? Don't you mean it is nice? God: Why do you want it? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: Fine... God: What's your favroite color? Me: Wait, is favourite really spellt that way? You're god, you must know... God: I'm waiting. Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me must know. Me: My favourite colour is red. Why would I mind you telling other people you're who you are? God: What does red remind you of? You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. Me: Red reminds me of the blood of a loved one as it runs down the edge of my desk after I have finished dissecting their warm, freshly-slaughtered, carcasses. God: Where are you located? Me: Excuse me? I ain't telling you that. Don't want you calling the Feds or nothing. God: You're excused. I am just making conversation. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: I really hope so. I don't like them feds.' God: You really do? Me too. What do you like? Me: I like not liking feds. God: You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like . Me: You like? God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I like. Me: You're not making any sense... God: Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that. Me: Okay, goodbye now. Back to heaven with you. Go tell the other gods I sent you. God: Oh. Yeah okay, Thanks for chatting, . Yes, let us get back to not liking feds. Where is that?

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