March
28 April 2009
John: Learning English Janet: Lesson 1 John: A quick beginners course for holiday makers and business people, rock'n'roll fans and perverts. Step 1: Relax Janet: You should always have a pencil and
Janet: Step Two John: If you are older than 12 and younger than 14, you must be simply 13. Ha, ha, ha
Janet: Step Three John: Janet and John have a hobby. They like to take pictures. Janet: And let me tell you, we're not talking, hmm, about holiday snaps.
Janet: Step Four John: Janet and John worked in a pickled onion factory. Janet: Now they are out of work. John: Are they out of work? Janet: Yes, they are out of work. John: This annoys them somewhat,
Janet: Step Five John: How to make a Molotov cocktail. Janet: Steal one empty bottle. Fill it with petrol. Preferably unledded. John: Push your handkerchief firmly into the top. Hold your cigarette li
Janet: Well, that's all for today. I hope you have enjoyed this lesson in the finest of English language and culture. John: It has been a totally disspiriting experience. But who gives a flying fuck w
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