September
October 2008
Gissa filmen! "- Just put your pickle on everybody's plate, collage boy, and leave the hard stuff to me."
Gissa filmen! "- I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap and fucking USE them!"
Gissa filmen! "- Why do you wanna work in television? - Iv'e got to leave my job, because I shagged my boss. - Fair enough. Start in Monday."
Gissa filmen! "- If you're so hot on the idea, why don't you have sex with him? - Taste of semen makes me gag. - How would you know? Who's semen were you eating? - My own."
Gissa filmen! "- He told me he loved me. - Men say that. They all say that. Then they com."
GILLAR DU ATT: Ge kramar: njae. beror på med vem. Ge massage: kanske det. Gå promenader i regnet: hm. ÖVRIGT: Vad gjorde du förra sommaren: då var jag tillsammans med adam.
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Gissa filmen! "- How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it bevause you pretend I'm somebody else? - Your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
Gissa filmen! "- And today the president colsed the nation's last remaining submarine based at Groton, Conneticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, 'those fu
Gissa filmen! "- Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."
Gissa filmen! "-Remember those postcards that said, 'today ist the first day of the rest of your life'? well, that's true of every day but one... the day you die."
Gissa filmen! "- Harold, you're my lawyer so I think you should know... I've killed quite a few people."
Gissa filmen! "- in Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
STEG 1: Namn: Jennie. Födelsedatum: 20 december 88. Födelseplats: Malmö Bor: Ystad. Ögonfärg: Blå grön grå typ. Hårfärg: blond. Längd: 170. Sk
In the city we slipped on the urge to feel alive, but now I'm strugling to survive.
Gissa filmen! "- A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You 'dance' all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger."
Gissa filmen! "-Sometimes you're flush. Sometimes you're bust. And when you're up, it's never as good as it seems. And when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on."
Gissa filmen! "- Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someome gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right?" Visste du att: Giraffer sover bara fem minuter åt gå
Gissa filmen! "- We cant bury Cheryl. She's our friend!" Visste du att: Kvinnor har fler smaklökar än män.
Gissa filmen! "- How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?" Visste du att: Vissa getter kissar på sitt eget huvud för att göra sig attraktiva för honorna.
Gissa filmen! "-When I get out, you're dead! - You might be dead before you get out." Visste du att: 25 % av jordens befolkning är vegetarianer.
Gissa filmen! "- Natalie, stay away, it's the dick of death!" Visste du att: En nyligen genomförd undersökning visar att de som dricker vin är mer framgångsrika än de som
Gissa filmen! "- Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. - What happened? - He lived happily ever after." Visste du att: De flesta hjärtattack
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