September
25 October 2010
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a sol
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then t
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middleof the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, Ididn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of thehuman emotions
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