Grym låt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGF-qMIMlbQ

You be my princess
I'll be your toad
I'll follow behind you
on rainbow road
Protect you from red shells
wherever we go
I promise.
Noone will touch us
if we pick up a star
If you spin out
you can ride in my car
When we slide together
we generate sparks
in our wheels and our hearts
The finish line
is just around the bend
I'll pause this game
so our love will never end
Let's go again
The blue shell is coming
so I'll go ahead
If you hang behind
it'll hit me instead
but never look back
cause I'm down but not dead
I'll catch up to you
Don't worry about
Bowser or DK
Eat this glowing mushroom
and they'll all fade away
to the mushroom cup
and the flower cup
and the star cup
and the reverse cup

YAY

He's gonna take you back to the past

To play the shitty games that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffallo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten asshole

Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd



When you turn on the TV

Make sure it's tuned to channel three

He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch

Although I've never seen him write anything down

He's got a powerglove and a dirty mouth

Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd



He plays the worst games of all time

They're horrible abominations of mankind

They make him so mad he can spit

Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit



They rip you off and don't care one bit

But this nerd, he doesn't forget it

Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?

They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck

The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?

Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words

He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd

He's the Angry...

Atari

Amiga

CDI

Colecovision

Intellivision

Sega

Neo Geo

Turbo Grafix 16

Odyssey

Commodore

3DO

Nintendo Nerd

He's The Angry Video Game Nerd