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I'm missing my pimp wife TT___TT she plays guitar hero on expert and makes awesome seckseh faces at the same time, can your wife do that?
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY.
1. do you think you can get through this?
Bring it on, bitch
2. are you on your period?
NO thank heavens. I'm on pillzzz, so I'm not s'posed to have it at all, but it failed last time, see, and my boobies still hurt.
3. do you get cramps?
Wait what? Yeah, in the corners of my eyes, you know, DAAAMN....!
4. have you had sex in the last month?
No, I had SEX. Dammut XD
5. who did you lose your virginity to?
An alien who aborted meh O_O no srsly, I lost my virginity to ze one I luvvzz <3
6. what's something you would change about yourself?
Laik, the body or everything in general or..? I would change my jealousy, seriously, I always seem to be jealous of people for different reasons, I try to fight it by giving compliments, but shit, man, fuck it..! And also I can't take negative critizism >____> and my tummy is huge >__> I need to lose weight
7. what's something you really like about yourself?
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. Damn. Whutt kinda question is that.... I don't knoooooooooooooooow. I... I....am kinda good at....speaking my mind? That's not always a good thing, tho... XD and I always find stupid things to say to break the ice when I meet new ppl O_O
8. ever watched gay/lesbian porn?
Uhm. *thinks* Yes. At Putte's place. Playboy channel. I was half drunk, and it didn't even make me wet. So: PLAYBOY GAY PORN SUCKS. I mean. Gawd. It's made for straight people men who can't get laid >_>
9. do you like answering personal questions?
You might have to be very persistent when you ask me. It depends too. I mean, some things are personal, some things are private. Personal, ok I guess, private...naah
10. are you cool with talking about sex?
Uhm. Kinda. Depends.
1. Most of my friends are straight. I can't stand talk about straight sex. I just can't. I mean... AAAAARGH disgusting.
2. Yeah. That was pretty much it. Also.... sex is an intimate thing between two persons... mostly... and it's kinda private right? Gawd I don't know!
11. what's your favorite break up song?
>_> cause I do it a lot, or what?
12. what's your favorite love song?
>___> right now.. "Undisclosed desires" by Muse. Because I can relate to so many things in it. And it's awesome to make out to.
13. ever cheated on your boyfriend?
Hahahaha yeah I cheat a lot on my boyfriend. I need other dicks, ya know...
14. ever kissed someone of the same sex?
OH NO YOU DIDN'T...!
15. ever done something more than kissing with the same sex?
>_>
<_<
what can I say. Guilty. Guilty as fuck.
16. do you lie ALL THE TIME?
NO I FUCKING DON'T! Uh. I don't think I lie much.
17. do your parents even know what you're really like?
I have avoided my father for ten years or so. Mum, I guess, prolly thinks she has a good idea
18. ever smoked pot?
Hell no
19. what about a cigarette?
HAHAHAHA memories. The Polish girl made me do it at the new year part. It was so fricking horrible, never again.
"Come on, try it!!"
"Whyy?" *does it anyways* "Blääääää!!"
"No, try again, deep this time!"
"Nooooo" *does it anyways* "ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄRGHHHH!!!!"
20. ever done any drugs other than pot? which ones?
I simply don't do drugs. This ain't Stockholm. Or Amsterdam. I had a lot of chances, but... no. Simply no.
21. any one-night stands?
I have "Telephone" in my head... disturbing.... uh what? Oh. No. I'm not a slut.
22. do you constantly crave attention?
Kinda. Yeah.
23. what's the last thing you cried about?
Oh...crying.......... shit...when did I cry last time? Oh right. I was being sentimental because my wife went to Thailand yesterday, and I won't see her face or hear her voice for almost three weeks >_________<
24. for or against gay marriage? explain.
For. What the hell.
25. for or against abortion? explain.
For. It's the mother's fucking choice, she has to carry the shit and take care of it for years and then always have the responsibility for it. Some people call abortion murder. Then what the hell should you call it when a guy comes in his pants!?
26. do you know anyone with homosexual parents?
Oh my god. No. Hah. It would be cool. And gross.
27. when you party, are you the type that dances on tables?
I am the laughing dancing crazy one. But not on the tables. Or at least not yet.
28. ever taken naked pics for someone you liked?
LAWL. Y'kno, I love skype, and my girlfriend loves skype.
29. do you wish your boobs were smaller or bigger or are you okay?
>_____> ask me, I'd say smaller, I would love to be smaller in general, cause I'm huge. Don't tell my gf plz
30. ever been called a slut?
LAWL. No.
31. what about a bitch?
Hahahaha that's not even mean, is it?
32. ever said something racist and meant it?
Racist is such a big word...
33. ever gotten paid for doing something sexual?
Hah, no.
34. ever played spin the bottle?
I guess, yeah? And they tried to make me answer some questions ..XD
35. what about seven minutes in heaven?
Meh? Teach me that one?
36. if you've played spin the bottle, who did you enjoy kissing the most?
Not that kind of spin the bottle. OMFG. No.
37. if you've played seven minutes in heaven, what'd you do for seven minutes?
......mweeeh. Seven minutes in heaven, sounds like our quick showers at Tirzz place.
38. are you into humping inanimate objects?
LOL. No. But I love humping my girlfriend's ass. Even downstairs. As soon as her mum looks away. XD
39. do you like breaking hearts?
I did it once, and it didn't bother me.
40. do you masturbate?
Weeeeee, you put the most obvious question as the last one! Yeah, let this be known to everyone on the whole wide web, I do, and I do it a lot!
That was it?
Hmpf.
It's only 22:35. I'm already rully tiruud.
Maar.... ik heb geen idee warvoor ><
OH RIGHT
I borrowed Harry Potter in Dutch, but I don't know where I put it! OMFG
I should look for it.
XD
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY.
1. do you think you can get through this?
Bring it on, bitch
2. are you on your period?
NO thank heavens. I'm on pillzzz, so I'm not s'posed to have it at all, but it failed last time, see, and my boobies still hurt.
3. do you get cramps?
Wait what? Yeah, in the corners of my eyes, you know, DAAAMN....!
4. have you had sex in the last month?
No, I had SEX. Dammut XD
5. who did you lose your virginity to?
An alien who aborted meh O_O no srsly, I lost my virginity to ze one I luvvzz <3
6. what's something you would change about yourself?
Laik, the body or everything in general or..? I would change my jealousy, seriously, I always seem to be jealous of people for different reasons, I try to fight it by giving compliments, but shit, man, fuck it..! And also I can't take negative critizism >____> and my tummy is huge >__> I need to lose weight
7. what's something you really like about yourself?
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. Damn. Whutt kinda question is that.... I don't knoooooooooooooooow. I... I....am kinda good at....speaking my mind? That's not always a good thing, tho... XD and I always find stupid things to say to break the ice when I meet new ppl O_O
8. ever watched gay/lesbian porn?
Uhm. *thinks* Yes. At Putte's place. Playboy channel. I was half drunk, and it didn't even make me wet. So: PLAYBOY GAY PORN SUCKS. I mean. Gawd. It's made for straight people men who can't get laid >_>
9. do you like answering personal questions?
You might have to be very persistent when you ask me. It depends too. I mean, some things are personal, some things are private. Personal, ok I guess, private...naah
10. are you cool with talking about sex?
Uhm. Kinda. Depends.
1. Most of my friends are straight. I can't stand talk about straight sex. I just can't. I mean... AAAAARGH disgusting.
2. Yeah. That was pretty much it. Also.... sex is an intimate thing between two persons... mostly... and it's kinda private right? Gawd I don't know!
11. what's your favorite break up song?
>_> cause I do it a lot, or what?
12. what's your favorite love song?
>___> right now.. "Undisclosed desires" by Muse. Because I can relate to so many things in it. And it's awesome to make out to.
13. ever cheated on your boyfriend?
Hahahaha yeah I cheat a lot on my boyfriend. I need other dicks, ya know...
14. ever kissed someone of the same sex?
OH NO YOU DIDN'T...!
15. ever done something more than kissing with the same sex?
>_>
<_<
what can I say. Guilty. Guilty as fuck.
16. do you lie ALL THE TIME?
NO I FUCKING DON'T! Uh. I don't think I lie much.
17. do your parents even know what you're really like?
I have avoided my father for ten years or so. Mum, I guess, prolly thinks she has a good idea
18. ever smoked pot?
Hell no
19. what about a cigarette?
HAHAHAHA memories. The Polish girl made me do it at the new year part. It was so fricking horrible, never again.
"Come on, try it!!"
"Whyy?" *does it anyways* "Blääääää!!"
"No, try again, deep this time!"
"Nooooo" *does it anyways* "ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄRGHHHH!!!!"
20. ever done any drugs other than pot? which ones?
I simply don't do drugs. This ain't Stockholm. Or Amsterdam. I had a lot of chances, but... no. Simply no.
21. any one-night stands?
I have "Telephone" in my head... disturbing.... uh what? Oh. No. I'm not a slut.
22. do you constantly crave attention?
Kinda. Yeah.
23. what's the last thing you cried about?
Oh...crying.......... shit...when did I cry last time? Oh right. I was being sentimental because my wife went to Thailand yesterday, and I won't see her face or hear her voice for almost three weeks >_________<
24. for or against gay marriage? explain.
For. What the hell.
25. for or against abortion? explain.
For. It's the mother's fucking choice, she has to carry the shit and take care of it for years and then always have the responsibility for it. Some people call abortion murder. Then what the hell should you call it when a guy comes in his pants!?
26. do you know anyone with homosexual parents?
Oh my god. No. Hah. It would be cool. And gross.
27. when you party, are you the type that dances on tables?
I am the laughing dancing crazy one. But not on the tables. Or at least not yet.
28. ever taken naked pics for someone you liked?
LAWL. Y'kno, I love skype, and my girlfriend loves skype.
29. do you wish your boobs were smaller or bigger or are you okay?
>_____> ask me, I'd say smaller, I would love to be smaller in general, cause I'm huge. Don't tell my gf plz
30. ever been called a slut?
LAWL. No.
31. what about a bitch?
Hahahaha that's not even mean, is it?
32. ever said something racist and meant it?
Racist is such a big word...
33. ever gotten paid for doing something sexual?
Hah, no.
34. ever played spin the bottle?
I guess, yeah? And they tried to make me answer some questions ..XD
35. what about seven minutes in heaven?
Meh? Teach me that one?
36. if you've played spin the bottle, who did you enjoy kissing the most?
Not that kind of spin the bottle. OMFG. No.
37. if you've played seven minutes in heaven, what'd you do for seven minutes?
......mweeeh. Seven minutes in heaven, sounds like our quick showers at Tirzz place.
38. are you into humping inanimate objects?
LOL. No. But I love humping my girlfriend's ass. Even downstairs. As soon as her mum looks away. XD
39. do you like breaking hearts?
I did it once, and it didn't bother me.
40. do you masturbate?
Weeeeee, you put the most obvious question as the last one! Yeah, let this be known to everyone on the whole wide web, I do, and I do it a lot!
That was it?
Hmpf.
It's only 22:35. I'm already rully tiruud.
Maar.... ik heb geen idee warvoor ><
OH RIGHT
I borrowed Harry Potter in Dutch, but I don't know where I put it! OMFG
I should look for it.
XD
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