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1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!
2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.
3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.
4. She enjoys your company..she even enjoys getting texts from you..
5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.
6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a piece of jewelry.
7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We think that’s really cute and sweet.
8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, Stick up for us...
9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.
10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.
12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.
13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.
14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.
15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.
16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful. Its the thought that counts..
17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad. We'll be patient with you..
19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!:)
20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea..
23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.
24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway. Because us girls would probably screw up way more than you would..
25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.
27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.
28. Girls are senstive, dont crush their self-esteem!You're the one who is suppost to make us feel like we're number one!
29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.
30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.Because at the end of the day, you're the one who probably asked us out..
31. We don't mind you having "female friends", just don't flirt!
32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.
33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. As horrible as that sounds..its true.
34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don’t obsess over that.
35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.
36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that.
37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. Maybe just laugh, but don't over do it..
38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.
39. You should never tell a girl what to do, but we might need your suggestion so dont be aggrestive about it..
40. If we've told you we love you, believe it!
41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about another girl.
42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
43. Don't tell us that you love us and then tell your friends she's a "Hump 'n Dump" girlfriend..
44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirts, driving, eating a peach/apple, playing with a baby.
45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.
46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this and tell her.
47. If she’s not feeling loved, we'll get bored..
48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. It’s cute.
49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an @ss, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.
52. You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you fail! She probably thinks you're cute!
53. When we go into detail about something, don't just say "awesome babe"..coz really that kills the convosation..
54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.
55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy. How are we suppost to know the difference anyways??
56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.
57. But don't be obssessive. Major turn-off.
58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!
59. BE HONEST!and if your not going to be honest, don't go out with us!
60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that. Cheesey pick-up are just as bad..would it kill you to have emotions..
61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you...
62. Please don't tell us that you liked us a year later..just ask us out, we won't bite..
63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and safe.
64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us. Seriously, it's not hard..
65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.
66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched. But don't take it too far.
67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.
68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.
69. Do nice things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us). Being a gentleman doesn't make you gay..
70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.
71. If we love you, and you're hurt on the cricket/rugby field, rolling on the floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.
72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time. We know your only human..
73. Don't play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.
74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.
75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.
76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.
77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.
78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of her.
79. We like compliments..but we do expect more compliments from our friends..
80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.
81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.
82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.
83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and then never do it again. Bad bad bad…
84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward. That’s bad.
85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are b!tches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.
86. ok, so some girls are b!tches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who joined this group are not. better?
87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and horrible.
88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.
89. If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s really there for you.
90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world to her.
91. Get to know her, you’ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll end up liking her.
92. Not all girls are b!tches. Some are cool.
93. Not all girls are sluts. Some have morals. And calling your girlfriend a slut??i don't care how mad you are at her, just DON'T!!!
94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.
95. Girls fantasize too, its just not always about sex.
96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you. :]
97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much. Just don't ho too far, just like you..we need space.
98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's embarrassed by what you're saying.
99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, that’s a myth…… sometimes
100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day, or even a phone call.
101. Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot. Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.
102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.
2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.
3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We girls love that.
4. She enjoys your company..she even enjoys getting texts from you..
5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she’s going out with you in the first place, it’s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.
6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie’s, and a piece of jewelry.
7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We think that’s really cute and sweet.
8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, Stick up for us...
9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.
10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.
12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.
13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.
14. Memorize your girlfriend’s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.
15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.
16. You don’t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful. Its the thought that counts..
17. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
18. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. That’s bad. We'll be patient with you..
19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!:)
20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea..
23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.
24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn’t, do it anyway. Because us girls would probably screw up way more than you would..
25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.
27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.
28. Girls are senstive, dont crush their self-esteem!You're the one who is suppost to make us feel like we're number one!
29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.
30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.Because at the end of the day, you're the one who probably asked us out..
31. We don't mind you having "female friends", just don't flirt!
32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.
33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. As horrible as that sounds..its true.
34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don’t obsess over that.
35. I expect you to call me. If you don’t, you go down.
36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don’t you dare take advantage of that.
37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. Maybe just laugh, but don't over do it..
38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.
39. You should never tell a girl what to do, but we might need your suggestion so dont be aggrestive about it..
40. If we've told you we love you, believe it!
41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about another girl.
42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
43. Don't tell us that you love us and then tell your friends she's a "Hump 'n Dump" girlfriend..
44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirts, driving, eating a peach/apple, playing with a baby.
45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.
46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this and tell her.
47. If she’s not feeling loved, we'll get bored..
48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. It’s cute.
49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an @ss, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.
52. You like her, make a move. Don’t just sit there, you fail! She probably thinks you're cute!
53. When we go into detail about something, don't just say "awesome babe"..coz really that kills the convosation..
54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.
55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy. How are we suppost to know the difference anyways??
56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.
57. But don't be obssessive. Major turn-off.
58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!
59. BE HONEST!and if your not going to be honest, don't go out with us!
60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that. Cheesey pick-up are just as bad..would it kill you to have emotions..
61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you...
62. Please don't tell us that you liked us a year later..just ask us out, we won't bite..
63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and safe.
64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us. Seriously, it's not hard..
65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.
66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched. But don't take it too far.
67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.
68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.
69. Do nice things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us). Being a gentleman doesn't make you gay..
70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.
71. If we love you, and you're hurt on the cricket/rugby field, rolling on the floor in pain; we’re hurting more just watching you.
72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time. We know your only human..
73. Don't play hard to get. We’ll get bored and move on.
74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.
75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.
76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.
77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.
78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of her.
79. We like compliments..but we do expect more compliments from our friends..
80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.
81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.
82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.
83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and then never do it again. Bad bad bad…
84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward. That’s bad.
85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are b!tches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.
86. ok, so some girls are b!tches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who joined this group are not. better?
87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and horrible.
88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.
89. If you’re single, find the one girl who’s always there on the sidelines at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you. Her excuse may be that she’s there for her brother, but she’s really there for you.
90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it’ll mean the world to her.
91. Get to know her, you’ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll end up liking her.
92. Not all girls are b!tches. Some are cool.
93. Not all girls are sluts. Some have morals. And calling your girlfriend a slut??i don't care how mad you are at her, just DON'T!!!
94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.
95. Girls fantasize too, its just not always about sex.
96. We girls give you guys code names so that you don’t know that we’re talking about you. :]
97. If you’re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it’s attractive if you really care that much. Just don't ho too far, just like you..we need space.
98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's embarrassed by what you're saying.
99. Girls don’t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, that’s a myth…… sometimes
100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day, or even a phone call.
101. Even if you aren’t all that cute, and we like you, we think you’re hot. Don’t take advantage of that, take pride in that.
102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.
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