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My fellow Americans, today is a lovefull day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "bomb", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually kill.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake - America faces big and gay challenges like never before. Our economy is fucked. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for guns. Our healthcare system is dead. If your ass is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a soldier. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a fucked bull. But fucking together we can right this ship, and set a course for Irak.
Finally, I must thank my dick head family, my fucking campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank McCain for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of screwing the American people. Without your cowardly efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake - America faces big and gay challenges like never before. Our economy is fucked. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for guns. Our healthcare system is dead. If your ass is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a soldier. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a fucked bull. But fucking together we can right this ship, and set a course for Irak.
Finally, I must thank my dick head family, my fucking campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank McCain for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of screwing the American people. Without your cowardly efforts, none of this would have been possible.