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Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a great deal of money through taxing the merchants who have to pass through his country on the current route, sends his best spy, Fatima, to wreck the trip.
Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition.
But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a great deal of money through taxing the merchants who have to pass through his country on the current route, sends his best spy, Fatima, to wreck the trip, but she ultimately falls for the charm of Columbus....
Innuendo ahoy!!
COC (which nobody is calling it), an innuendo in itself, was the first Carry On... film in twenty years, and feature series regular Jim Dale. Now due to the fact that he was a regular, he appears to be, along with a cameo from Jack Douglas, to be making an effort with the dire script and story.
Watching it twenty five years since it's release, it's a veritable who's who of sketch/game show, sitcoms, one hit wonder hosts, and the bloke who ran Oz cabs in Eastenders.
So for nostalgia value, it's worth seeing just to see so many prolific artists slumming it with a script that is homophobic, racist, sexist, and ultimately downright silly for the best part of the film.
So why did I find on occasion to be tittering like an old woman who laughed at The Roly Poly's when they were a staple part of Saturday night TV.
Simple, because it's hilarious to see the innuendo literally forced from the mouths of those spouting the inane material.
Clarey is the main culprit in this, at a time when he was more famous for being called 'The Joan Collins Fan Club', but when he began his TV career, his act was basically sending up the fact that he was homosexual.
He had no material, and here he appears to be revelling in the fact that he is being self deprecating to his sexuality.
There isn't much of a story, it's just an excuse to get a chock full of famous Brits trying to steal a scene.
And the punchline? It was the highest grossing Columbus film of the three that were released in 1992.
Terrible, but you'll watch it to the end.
Don't get me wrong, I really like the Carry On franchise, but along with England and Emmanuelle, this movie is down there with the worst of them. Sorry I didn't like it, in fact I thought it was woeful. There was such a lot wrong with it, and not much good with it. The story is incoherent, the dialogue ranges to bad to horrendous, the gags are poor, the pacing is all over the place, the direction is non-existent the sets and costumes are somewhat cheap and the acting was poor. Leslie Phillips and June Whitfield are wasted, Bernard Cribbins is unusually bland and Julian Clary(???) only adds to the problem in an excruciatingly embarrassing turn as Don Juan Diego. In fact, the only redeeming quality is Jim Dale, who actually tries to do something with his role. Overall, dreadful and one of the worst. 1/10 Bethany Cox
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