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Stålgänget :D
jag måste bara dela med mig av mina sanslöst sköna favoriter från alla Chuck Norris-skämt :D
gammalt så man kan spy men det är så vackert så man nästan fäller en liten tår.
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Om Chuck Norris skulle begå självmord skulle alla dö, utom han själv.
Om Chuck Norris skulle åka dit för fortkörning, skulle polisen få böter.
På Chucks tangentbord finns inte ctrl, han har ALLTID kontroll.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more
money than you.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
jesus walks on water, chuck walks on jesus.
When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Den enda som är större än Allah för en muslim är Chuck Norris.
Vad kallar man den glasögonprydde chuck norris med ärr i pannan? Chuck harry potteris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Chuck Norris skulle kunna gå in på Burger King, beställa en Big Mac och få den serverad.
When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces
of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light,
not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands, the are just known as The Islands.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Även om du har samma skostorlek som Chuck så har han större skor.
// Birger
jag måste bara dela med mig av mina sanslöst sköna favoriter från alla Chuck Norris-skämt :D
gammalt så man kan spy men det är så vackert så man nästan fäller en liten tår.
___________________________________________________
Om Chuck Norris skulle begå självmord skulle alla dö, utom han själv.
Om Chuck Norris skulle åka dit för fortkörning, skulle polisen få böter.
På Chucks tangentbord finns inte ctrl, han har ALLTID kontroll.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more
money than you.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
jesus walks on water, chuck walks on jesus.
When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Den enda som är större än Allah för en muslim är Chuck Norris.
Vad kallar man den glasögonprydde chuck norris med ärr i pannan? Chuck harry potteris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Chuck Norris skulle kunna gå in på Burger King, beställa en Big Mac och få den serverad.
When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces
of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light,
not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands, the are just known as The Islands.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Även om du har samma skostorlek som Chuck så har han större skor.
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elr, just ja fan ...
jag är ju bäst!:D:D
snygggging ;)
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