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When a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home.
Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April O'Neil and her cameraman Vern Fenwick to save the city and unravel Shredder's diabolical plan.
I wish I was a fly on the wall the day Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was conceptualized. Better yet I wish I was there when it was pitched as a comic-book and cartoon franchise. Despite being completely absurd, the franchise as a whole has some serious legs chugging along through multiple re-imaginings and mediums. Yet this reincarnation of the boyhood staple, helmed by Jon Leibesman and produced by king of panem et circenses Michael Bay is just listless, characterless and crude. Bay's trick with Transformers (2007-Present) has been baiting its audience for years in the hopes that with each inferior sequel maybe one day they'll be one that brings it back to the heights of the first. But with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles there's no such bait.
April O'Neil (Megan Fox) is a tough and resourceful news report
no scratch that, she's just a news reporter who stumbles onto a plot by the infamous crime syndicate the Footmen. Before she can get the scoop on their plan, a clandestine group of assassins appear out the night and foil the Footmen's plot, whatever that initially was. Now April is on the hunt for the mystery men in the night with the help of her trusty
no tenacious
smarmy
that's the word, smarmy cameraman Vernon (Will Arnett).
I suppose there's not much point in the mystery; the assassins are in fact the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There's Donatello the smart one (you can tell because he wears glasses), Rafael the hot head (you can tell cause he's always angry), Michelangelo the funny one (you can tell cause he cracks wise), and Leonardo the leader (you can tell because he's all leader-like). Not only that but the turtles and their master Splinter have a very special and unlikely connection to April, a connection that may lead to their ruination.
Not that any of this matters since the turtles, their history, their preoccupation with the Footmen, their shadowy leader Shredder and Shredder's plan to create destruction and mayhem are all prerequisites that are seemly tossed in like yesterday's late homework. No this movie isn't about character development and plotting; it's about explosions, car chases, fistfights and lots, and lots of shaky-cam. Through Megan Fox's at times questionable choices, we as the audience tour through set piece after set piece with everything moving too fast to be recognizable. It's like being drunk at a carnival rushing through the rides five minutes before closing time; its jarring, its dizzying and nothing sticks other than half-ingested popcorn to the ground.
Jonathan Liebesman wishes he had Michael Bay's visual flair which might have actually been the perfect for TMNT (I seriously mean that without any sense of sarcasm). Alas instead of Bay's telephoto lens pans, his optical zooms and his grand-scale explosions, we're faced with Liebesman's shaky-cam which fit in Battle: Los Angeles (2011) but not here, no not here. Seriously is this guy the Herrod of tripods? Does he walk around studios and decapitates them all until one there finally appears a special tripod and absolves him from the sin of deflating a movie franchise?
I guess this movie was popular enough in the Cineplexes to warrant a sequel which in spite of this mess, I'm rooting for. But unless the creators can give there actors and amphibians more than one broadly rendered trait, beef up the story to meet the action and actually show said action in an entertaining way I'm afraid we're going to have TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooff!
Transformer-izing is the newest word in the dictionary. It means picking up characters and throwing them in an inane script that has these typical elements- overbearing vfx characters, explosions, mass destruction, urban agitation, ridiculous banter, obnoxious product placements, explosions again and of course, standard issue bimbettes.
And like that, he has done it again. Michael Bay has succeeded in destroying yet another childhood memory- the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Just imagine mask wearing ninja turtles trained by a rat fighting bad guys and often devouring pizza at the same time- this traditional superhero mocking concept was crazy and outrageous fun, and never to be taken seriously. In comes Bay with the aim of tuning this franchise on modern day superhero lines so as to appeal to today's audience, and he in the process does one hell of a job screwing it all up, Transforming ( pun intended) an outlandish story into a oh so serious and boring action film.
"You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York City"- Splinter
There is nothing wrong with the plot- it is pretty much the standard TMNT origins tale. New York is descending into chaos, due to the rise of the criminal Foot Clan, led by a ninja master called Shredder, and abetted by a billionaire scientist who wants more billions, Eric Sacks (William Fichtner). April O'Neil (Megan Fox) is the pretty reporter who is never taken seriously. Looking for her first big break, she stumbles upon a secret gang who are, well, giving quite a few feet back to the Foot clan. They are mutants. They are turtles. They are ninjas. They are teenagers too. And their sensei is a mutant rat. Past events that highlight April as the savior of the turtles come to light, the villains attack and visual effects take over.
Speaking of which, while the action sequences are decent, it is the design of the characters that are awful. Gone is their lovable-ness. Instead these turtles, and especially Splinter are monstrosities- ugly, bulked up, and with single personalities ( Raphael is angry, Leonardo is responsible, Donatello the nerd and Michaelangelo the party kid) who exist only to fight in the plot. Shredder's flying knives are cool, but he himself has hardly anything to do, other than fighting the TMNT. Michaelangelo having the hots for April is downright creepy, and wait till you see Splinter. I actually felt happy when Shredder gave him a working over.
Director Jonathan Liebesman has made enough glossy CGI heavy soul-less flicks in the past (The Battle of Los Angeles, Wrath of the Titans), and this one is no different. Utterly devoid of charm, and seriously unfunny, it has got to be some film when Megan Fox is the best thing about it.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is about as predictable as movies get these days.
Scott Mednick, the executive producer, stated that this film will be live-action. Link. The Ninja Turtles themselves however will be computer animated through Motion Capture, as opposed to using practical effects.Link.
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