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Download Hindi Movie Alone In The Dark: O Despertar Do Mal
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Investigating a supernatural force, Edward Carnby finds himself on the toughest case of his career. With an archaeologist helping him to trace his findings back through time for centuries, the mystery only gets more complicated the further they delve into it.
Edward Carnby, detective of the paranormal, unexplained and supernatural, investigates a mystery (the recent death of a friend) with clues leading to "Shadow Island" that brings him face to face with bizarre horrors that prove both psychologically disturbing and lethal, as he discovers that evil demons worshiped by an ancient culture called the Abskani are planning on coming back to life in the 21st century to once again take over the world... and only he and a young genius anthropologist with an incredible memory (and his ex-girlfriend), Aline Cedrac, stand in their way, at a gateway to hell. Standing in Carnby's way, however, is the impact that a brief encounter with an evil spirit called the Queen had upon his mind, as he slowly finds himself overpowered by the forces of darkness as they eat away at his very sanity...
A hundred thousand years or so when the moon doth glow there comes a film so horrendously bad it's fantastic. One of those cinematic experiences that forces you to simply laugh hysterically, rolling in the aisles at the utter farce and feeble attempts at film-making. From the music and editing to the directing and oh-so-stellar acting, the film becomes ingrained in your memory as one of those all-time "so bad it's good" films to cherish forever...
ALONE IN THE DARK is not one of those films.
Alone in the Dark is such a horrid film that the notions of character growth, suspense, or even plot don't even come into play. The film is utterly pointless, as the entire plot and all its secrets are divulged in the "Romping Room Story Time" at the beginning, where a laughably bored narrator reads a five-minute long short story with the passion of a Prozak junkie that makes Ben Stein seem like a Shakespearan thespian. The film might have well just taken the actual script and voice actors from the video game and just added beginning and end credits. There is no horror for the horror buffs. No suspense for the suspense buffs. No impressive special or visual effects that couldn't find on my XBox, and certainly no sex (just bluntly obvious dry humping with a bra-clad Tara Reid in a scene as sexually titilizing as watching a one-eyed, three-legged badger hump my refrigerator), and quality acting equal to...let's say, a car dealership commercial.
So, in short, this film is essentially a true testament (along with such winners as Racing Stripes) that Hollywood has officially ran out of ideas, and was so desperate to spend money that ALONE IN THE DARK was just ripe for the picking. However, there is a great upside of this magnificently atrocious film. It makes you dumber. Much dumber, and hopefully after enough marathon viewings of Racing Stripes and Alone in the Dark, Hollywood may achieve its ultimate goal of lowering our IQs and expectations to such an extent that this movie, and all other movies like 3 Fast 3 Furious surely due out next Summer, will seem good and entertaining and life-affirming. So keep on trying Hollywood. You're not there yet, but you're on the right track! A for effort.
A pleasant enough romp and it's good to see Christian Slater back in a lead role.
Uwe Boll clearly is a director who is very enthusiastic about his films and relishes the opportunity to film action sequences in a contemporary and engaging style.
He was able to exploit his relatively low budget well with some impressive set pieces: using bullet time on a bullet shot through a block of ice and large scale gun fights. The camera was dynamic, incorporating some very nice tracking shots and aerial photography. This helped carry the momentum so that the pace was not broken.
Uwe Boll has received a lot of criticism for this film, but it does not deserve to be in the "Worst 100 films of all time". Uwe is a competent director who vision of films is instantly dismissed by people drawn in by the hype of the prejudice reviews. Give this film a go and make up your own mind.
It has the feel of a smaller scale Aliens or Starship Troopers and while it is not in their league, is still an enjoyable watch.
Since the film is based on the Atari video game of the same name, it also has much to appeal to headbangers: fast pace, lots of gadgets, monsters, explosive special effects, plenty of inscrutable plot twists and turns.
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