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- Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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