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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
xD
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
xD
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