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Reasons to sleep with an IB student
IB students know that they are the elite in all fields, be it the classroom or the bedroom:
1 Re-take? What’s a re-take? We get it right first time.
2 Our Biologists know their way around the human body better than any other 6th form student.
3 We are experts at getting the maximum amount of work done with the least amount of effort.
4 Because we do it with creativity, action and (give you a) service.
5 We can take it to a Higher Level.
6 "A-level students are like tired old bangers; they'll do the job, but it'll be a bit boring. IB students go like Ferraris."
7) Haven't you seen the IB people wandering around saying how fucked they are?
8) Our Computer Scientists can push all the right buttons.
9) We treat you like we treat our homework - we slam you on the table and do you all night long.
10) Thanks to TOK, we have several different methods for getting to 'know' you.
11) If you want, we work well in larger groups.
12) We're willing to try new methods to get better results.
13) We've never been known to finish early.
14) Our Historians will make it a night to remember
15) Our Music students will get you into the rhythm.
16) Our Environmentalists know all about getting dirty.
17) High stress levels reduce the chance of pregnancy.
1 Re-take? What’s a re-take? We get it right first time.
3 We are experts at getting the maximum amount of work done with the least amount of effort.
4 Because we do it with creativity, action and (give you a) service.
5 We can take it to a Higher Level.
6 "A-level students are like tired old bangers; they'll do the job, but it'll be a bit boring. IB students go like Ferraris."
7) Haven't you seen the IB people wandering around saying how fucked they are?
8) Our Computer Scientists can push all the right buttons.
9) We treat you like we treat our homework - we slam you on the table and do you all night long.
10) Thanks to TOK, we have several different methods for getting to 'know' you.
11) If you want, we work well in larger groups.
12) We're willing to try new methods to get better results.
13) We've never been known to finish early.
14) Our Historians will make it a night to remember
15) Our Music students will get you into the rhythm.
16) Our Environmentalists know all about getting dirty.
17) High stress levels reduce the chance of pregnancy.
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