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XXx: State Of The Union Full Movie In Hindi Free Download
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Darius Stone, a new agent in the xXx program, is sent to Washington, D.C. to stop a coup attempt against the President of the United States.
NSA Agent Augustus Gibbons, fresh off the success of his last renegade recruitment, once again finds himself in need of an outsider. Gibbons and his new agent must track a dangerous military splinter group, led by General George Deckert, that is conspiring to overthrow the U.S. Government in the nation's capital.
True, it's nothing at all like the first installment starring Vin Diesel. However, viewed on its own, the film isn't at all that bad.
It's actually a gritty political thriller about a deranged Secretary of Defense trying to become president of the United States through a coup d'état. Willem Dafoe plays the part of the Secretary of Defense mightily well. I have my thoughts and reservations about Ice Cube playing the new XXX. And Samuel L. Jackson as Gibbons was not his best role.
Not the best political thriller around, and nowhere near the popularity of a Jerry Bruckheimer film, but if Plan 9 from Outer Space has a fan base, there's hope.
Loud. Obnoxious. Annoying. Lacking originality. All words to describe Chris Tucker. Or Paula Abdul. But they also do a nice job of summarizing the celluloid floater known as xXx: State of the Union. But what do you expect when you replace the muscular Vin Diesel with Chubby McFlabbyButt (aka Ice Cube)? Vin Diesel is a deep-voiced, chiseled action star who I can actually believe kicking massive amounts of buttock. Ice Cube, on the other hand, merely has massive amounts of buttock. They're not interchangeable. Cube is the pudgy guy in high school who would walk around curling his lip and talking in such a way that he never pronounced consonants at the end of words, all in a failed attempt to appear tough. Everybody would just laugh at him and recommend that he purchase "Hooked on Phonics." As such, Cube is one of the least charismatic, least effective, and least convincing action heroes that I've seen in a long, long time.
And you just have to love the generic action star name they give him - Darius Stone. Why not just call him Rock Gibraltar? I heard a rumor that they were considering Buff McLargeHuge, but they were worried MST3K would accuse them of copyright infringement.
Plus, Buff wouldn't really be an accurate description of this rotund rapper. There's a reason we don't get a shirtless Ice Cube scene. Early in the movie, when Samuel L. visits Cube in prison and asks, "Do you get any exercise in here?" You can't help but think it's a rhetorical question. If the answer isn't obvious to you at first, then it's more than hammered home later in the movie when we see Cube in a skintight wetsuit. Who on earth thought it was a good idea to get a close-up of Cube's amorphous butt? Speaking of Samuel L. Jackson, he's given some of the worst lines of the movie, the faux patriotic kind that might've been written by Lee Greenwood, and he delivers almost every single one with the finesse of someone coldly reading cue cards who has a contractual obligation to fulfill. His heart clearly isn't in it, and therein lies his redemption. I'd have phoned it in as well.
You might as well go ahead and prepare to walk out of the theater dumber than you went in. Every time Ice Cube spit out something like "truf" or "kick you in the teef" or "aidin' and abeddin'" I could actually hear and feel gray matter dissolving. It kind of tickles, but in a scary way. I'd immediately try to think of something intelligent in an effort to minimize long-term damage. So naturally, I'd reflect on some of my past reviews. I recommend you take a similar route.
Still not clear on how bad this movie is? Well, maybe you should also take into account that one scene involves Ice Cube setting a guy on fire and saying, "Hillbilly, you need to lighten up." Plus, he and his friends (including non-actor Xzibit) jack a tank. That's right - a tank jacking.
This is just one of those movies that piles one layer of unbelievability on top on another. I have no problem suspending disbelief, especially in regard to action movies, but there's no crane strong enough for this one. Just when you think things can't get any more stupid you are proved incredibly wrong. It all crescendos to the climax where Ice Cube is driving a car at about 220 mph, he jumps on a train track, gets tossed around, maintains balance, the tires come off, he manages to keep the rims on the track (still going about 220), chases a train, and then stands up and starts shooting the train without the car losing control. It is possibly the most ridiculous scene in an action movie that I have ever seen on the big screen. I was laughing so hard that I almost choked on a peanut butter M&M that I smuggled into the theater.
You'd think that'd be it, but nope, we're THEN forced to watch a romantic scene with Cube. Wow, that really didn't work out, did it? When his generic black female friend asks him how fast the car went, he tells her, and I paraphrase, "Two twenty. Two twenty fie (that's "five" for you normal, English-speaking folks). But it's only the second best ride of my life." Cue sappy music, the two lock lips, and I reach for my trusty yellow bucket before my dry heaving turns into something a little messier.
Then, just as you're waiting for God to shine His mercy upon you and allow the credits to roll, the President tops off this cheese sundae by quoting Tupac Shakur. No joke. Ice Cube (who used the quote earlier in the movie) exclaims, "He stole my line!" and then shakes his head. Don't worry, Cube, you aren't the only one shaking your head. For the only time in the movie, the audience can actually relate to you.
If this performs well at the box office, then we might as well all prepare ourselves for a third installment once again starring Ice Cube: XXX^3: X Cubed - Bringin' Da Chub.
Rating: 2 (out of 5)
Basically the first movie all over again, with plenty more of the bridge-jumping, rocket-launching action that audiences loved about the original.
Similar to the situation with the prequel -- the British Board of Film Classification insisted on cuts for the BBFC-12 rating and therefore one scene had to be altered in order to obtain this rating. Unfortunately, Sony used this British master for all their home media releases throughout Europe. You can find a detailed comparison between both versions here. a5c7b9f00b
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