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<span style="background-color: transparent;">know it'sthe coldest winter literally that I can remember in my life. Y'know, itwas really nice weather if you were a ...fuckin' moose. If you had furon your nuts, it was a festival out there. I didn't have a thought thewhole winter. Seriously, I spent the whole winter...the only thought Ihad was...FUCK, IT'S COLD! Or it's cold as ****! Halfway through thewinter I decided I didn't want to be a comic anymore. I wanted to be abear. Because bears are more evolved. It gets cold and what does thebear do? It goes, "I'm goin' to BED! This blows!" And it gets warm andhe goes, "What? **** it. Time to wake up."
They gotta stopreporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know wherethey came up with it; why they came up with it; it's a lie. They go,"It's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus three."Well then, it's minus THREE, *******! I don't need to know what theweather was like if conditions were perfect. It was just..it was toogoddamn cold...and there's no reason for that.
You shouldn'thave to live under these kind of conditions during the winter. We had ahuge surplus a few years ago and I'd like to figure out where the ****it WENT! And we even have money now that could be used for a projectthat I have to prevent this kind of nonsense. Y'know, we just had thePresident and the Congress, in their infinite wisdom, decided that whatwould really stimulate the economy is a 350 billion dollar tax cut at aTIME in which every ******' state in the union is BROKE! WE DON'T HAVEANY ******' MONEY! SO WHAT THE ****..WHAT ARE YOU CUTTING...WHAT TAXMONEY ARE YOU CUTTING...WHAT THE ****'S BEING CUT? IT'S NOT THERE! IT'SNOOOOOT ******* THERE! IT DOESN'T EXIST! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STIMULATEANYTHING IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO ******'...YOU JUST MADE THE MONEY UP,YOU ******* ASSHOLES!
They gotta stopreporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know wherethey came up with it; why they came up with it; it's a lie. They go,"It's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus three."Well then, it's minus THREE, *******! I don't need to know what theweather was like if conditions were perfect. It was just..it was toogoddamn cold...and there's no reason for that.
You shouldn'thave to live under these kind of conditions during the winter. We had ahuge surplus a few years ago and I'd like to figure out where the ****it WENT! And we even have money now that could be used for a projectthat I have to prevent this kind of nonsense. Y'know, we just had thePresident and the Congress, in their infinite wisdom, decided that whatwould really stimulate the economy is a 350 billion dollar tax cut at aTIME in which every ******' state in the union is BROKE! WE DON'T HAVEANY ******' MONEY! SO WHAT THE ****..WHAT ARE YOU CUTTING...WHAT TAXMONEY ARE YOU CUTTING...WHAT THE ****'S BEING CUT? IT'S NOT THERE! IT'SNOOOOOT ******* THERE! IT DOESN'T EXIST! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STIMULATEANYTHING IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO ******'...YOU JUST MADE THE MONEY UP,YOU ******* ASSHOLES!
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