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I met my step cousin for the first time at a family renunion
Her step dad, my uncle, was a fuck up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family so I didn't meet her until i was 14
She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle when she laughed.
She was super quiet and always texting or listening to music.
After dinner she came up to my room and asked, "Wanna smoke some weed?" in an excited tone.
"Sure" I said
We both ended up going to a near by swimming hole baked out of our minds.
I immediately went into the water to wash off the pot smell, I got out of the water and I passed out on the bank.
When I woke up, she was next to me.
"Never smoked before, have you?" She asked
"...No..." I admitted.
She laughed but I didn't care.
I was lost in her green eyes.
We couldnt look away from each other, and we slowly moved our lips closer and closer.
She suddenly turned away.
"I cant," She said, choking back tears.
"What's wrong?" I asked, "Did I do something wrong?"
She gave a faint smile.
"No," She whispered. "It's just..."
"What is it?" I asked anxiously, my breath hanging on her next words.
"I need about tree fiddy."
Now it was about that time that I realized that this beautiful girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
That God damned loch ness monster had tricked me again.
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