Friday 20 July 2012 photo 42/89
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Annons
"Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real."
"Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?"
"Yeah."
"She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing."
"What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"? "
"'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!"
"So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time."
"No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!"
"Mmm, no, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up."
"Unless... you a zombie."
Fniss! Mindes hela, bästa delen i hela filmen <3
"Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?"
"Yeah."
"She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing."
"What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"? "
"'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!"
"So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time."
"No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!"
"Mmm, no, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up."
"Unless... you a zombie."
Fniss! Mindes hela, bästa delen i hela filmen <3
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