16 February 2009
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos: My uncle was best friends with Hitler He had some cool footage of Dachau I was watching America’s Funniest Home Videos on
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse I smoke lots of crack and my girlfriend has a kid I like drugs and child abuse When she’s in the bathroom, I kick him in the balls I like drugs and child abuse
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway I was in a bad mood because my crack house got busted I saw you and your dumb looking wife waiting for a train I could tell it was true love So as the train p
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank You fucking dyke You didn’t want to get touched by a man You wanted to be a strong single mother So you ordered a sensitive, gay poet’s s
I Ate Your Horse Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse You loved and took better care of it than yourself You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday I was broke, drunk, an
I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son’s room I gave him anesthesia so he’d never remember getting raped You spe
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