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"Despite having a family and children of his own, there is evidence to suggest that he is the biological father of many of his fans' children. The reason for this is believed to be that one can become impregnated by simply looking at him, including pictures or videos of him. Across the world, men and women alike claim to be victims of his "impregnation stare". According to these victims, at the precise moment of impregnation, one hears a voice in their head that utters the words, "BOOM! Pregnant." It is also rumoured that with each headbang he performs on-stage, "impregnation waves" are sent across his audience, often resulting in mass impregnation of both male and female fans. The names of the children that come as a result of his impregnation usually begin with the prefix "Wolsten-", for example, "WolstenGeoffrey" and "WolstenJemima" are common names of the 21st century, due to Wolstenholme."
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