SCENE ONE

S- once apon a time two twins were born in the sherwood forest. the first one was strong, brave and handsome. the second eas fun, bright and had a tight ass. they had a friend named bill.

R-wzup bill?

S-then there was marion, everybody loved marion.

ry&r-yeaaahhh

SCENE TWO
-J and J in leaves. S enters. H drops apple-

s- whatcha got there?
give for apple to me or else on you i'll pee!

J- but my kids will die!

s- but i want to make applepie!

-R&r enter-

r- hand off, sheriff!

ry- that's right!

s- mind your own business, mr tightypants!

ry- how dare you insult my versace-pants?! i should smack you!

-R stops Ry from smacking-

S- ah, crap. we'll meet again goods.

-sheriff leaves-

SCENE THREE
-Pj and Sv sitting in the castle. Pj in chair-

Pj- where is my peepapplepie?!

Sv- bad newz, zööör. Robin and Robyn rook your apple i'm afraid
the pie can't be made!

Pj- WHAT THE BEEP
i don't care about the pie anymore,
if i don't kill them i'll be poor!

SCENE FOUR
-R Ry and B in sh-forest-

B- hey ho robin and robyn!

ry- euuuuu what a pleasant surprise!

r- wzup Billy Boy?

b- haven't you talked to Roy?
There's an archery competition tomorrow.

ry- can i from you borrow
a borrow and arrow?

R- sure thing bro!

SCENE FIVE
-next day at the competition. r and ry in sunglasses-

pj- welcome to the competition. may the games begin!

-bill shoots BAD. R shoots HALFBAD. Ry shoots GOOD-
-applause-

pj- the winner is the tall guy, in the purple tights!

ry- you can have the kiss rob.

r- thanks man!

-hits Ry in the back and walks toward marion. bends over to kiss her.-

M- oh, robin!

Pj- what did you say?!

M- öööh, Bobby?

Pj- it's robin hood! CATCH HIM!

Sv- Yääääääs sir!

-Sv and r rolls around for a while-
-Ry stands up-

-Why am i fighting a worm?!

-R, M runs away into the forest-

SCENE SIX

M- thankyou for saving me!

-ROMANTIC MOMENT-

R- I LOVE U MARION

M- I LOBE U ROBIN

-ry enters running-

Ry- robin, the whole town is looking for you. They're gonna kill you!

R- MAN, i canät take this anymore!

M- do something robin!

Ry- the forest is poor,
we don't have any money anymore!

M- let's get that money back!

R- Robin yu put the money in a sack,
and i'll find the king and: SMACK

SCENE SEVEN
-R, Ry in Pj's bedroom. Pj is asleep.

Pj- it's robin hood i want!
and his brother!

-Ry packs money, "pengar rullar in som det ska nu" plays-
-R smacks the king-

R- AND SMACK!

-Pj wakes up-

Pj- where is my gold?

B- i know who took it.

Pj- who took it?!

B- i can tell you who took it!

Pj- tell me who took it!

B- who took it?

Pj- you know who took it. YOU tell ME!

B- It's DA HOODS!

-surprise-

B- i know where their mailbox lives...

-stands up, fixes cape-

Pj- show me!

SCENE EIGHT
-Pj and B enters forest-

Pj- HA,HA! i got you now, HOODS!

R- Bill how could you?
I thought we were like this X
but now we're like this /

Ry- How could you, you wanka!

B- it just slipped out,
i'm sorry!

Pj- yeah, yeah, give me my money, already!

Ry- No!

Pj- YO MAMA!

R- whatcha say 'bout ma mama?

-Breaks stick on leg-
-fight-
-Pj DIES-

M- robin, my hero

R- Will you marry me?

M- ofcourse rob!

-S enters-

S- WA WA WA WHAT'S going on (frog tunes)

Ry- sheriff, let's be friends.

S- Yes, i want this fighting to end,

Ry- what do you say 'bout you and me working together?

S- Yeah, let's make sandwiches forever!

Ry- Let's start catering!

Everybody- We are so happy, we are so happy

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