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Cox : What is it Bob?
Kelso: When the hell did patients stop respecting us? I really tried tohelp that kid and she rolled over me like Enid's wheelchair overBaxter's tail
Cox: Hmm?
Kelso: Enid was recently paralyzed. I haven't told anyone. Anyway I couldnt handle the patients so go ahead and take your shots
Cox : I want to Bob I really do but my first patient today was asnout-nosed little punk who wouldn't let me give a rectal exam unless Isaid pretty please first. And I'm just not big on begging strangers tostick my hand up their butt. Not even in my private time
Kelso : I remember when being a doctor meant people would look up toyou. When I first started out I could take this old white coat out andget a free haircut, hell never once got a speeding ticket
Cox: People used to give me pies and sometimes gifts, just for doing my job
Kelso: Every mother wanted me to marry their daughter because I was adoctor. And I used that to sleep with all those mothers because that'swhat house call used to mean
Cox : Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days Bob..”
Kelso: When the hell did patients stop respecting us? I really tried tohelp that kid and she rolled over me like Enid's wheelchair overBaxter's tail
Cox: Hmm?
Kelso: Enid was recently paralyzed. I haven't told anyone. Anyway I couldnt handle the patients so go ahead and take your shots
Cox : I want to Bob I really do but my first patient today was asnout-nosed little punk who wouldn't let me give a rectal exam unless Isaid pretty please first. And I'm just not big on begging strangers tostick my hand up their butt. Not even in my private time
Kelso : I remember when being a doctor meant people would look up toyou. When I first started out I could take this old white coat out andget a free haircut, hell never once got a speeding ticket
Cox: People used to give me pies and sometimes gifts, just for doing my job
Kelso: Every mother wanted me to marry their daughter because I was adoctor. And I used that to sleep with all those mothers because that'swhat house call used to mean
Cox : Those were the good old, incredibly disturbing days Bob..”