November
December 2009
Denial is Bliss. But Reality can be Painful.
Today, I ordered pizza at work. When taking my order the guy asked me for my name. I said in a deep voice "I'm Batman". Upon the arrival of my pizza was a note that said "Your secret is safe with me."
This night, i dreamed i was eating a giant marshmallow. When i woke up my pillow was gone. I screamed in fear and held my stomach. Then i saw my pillow on the floor. MLIA
Today, a group of Jehova's Witnesses came to my front door. Being polite, I spoke with them for a few minutes, when suddenly my 4 year old son comes running through the living room. He was wearing his
A while back I was lying awake in my bed when I heard my roommate started mumbling in his sleep. His exact words were, "We could kill them all. That would solve everything." Wondering if he'd answer,
Today I overheard my sister's jerk boyfriend telling her that after his haircut he is going to look ten times better. My little brother then popped out of nowhere and said, "ten times zero is still a
Today, my older sister was talking about Children In Need day yesterday, and that one of her friends had dressed up as a ninja to raise money. After a while, my Mom goes "Wait, I thought a ninja was a
Today, while I was in my room playing around on the computer, my door opened and my roommate - humming his own theme song - ninja-rolled inside. He stood up, looked around, grabbed my cat from atop my
Last night I went to the midnight showing of New Moon, when it came to a scene where Edward kissed Bella he made this grunting sound and at the exact moment he pulled away someone's phone went off pla
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Today, I got a phone call from my 6 year-old niece saying "quick look outside!" just in time for me to see a squirrel do a backflip on our fence. She hung up before I could say anything. She lives acr
för de som är intresserade och orkar läsa, 333 sätt att bli utsparkad från wal-mart :D 1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart 2. W
ÄNTLIGEN FRI! fick första betygen också o.O
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