I'm on the Internet, posing as a little girl
I'm trying to lure evil into my world
I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself
Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up, cuz what
I'm about to do to 'em
Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade
Fronting to this perv like I'm
only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
Huh, and when the door shuts,
that's when I let 'em see me
"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first
Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding

I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
ain't no lesson to learn from this
there's nothing I'mma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
ain't no lesson to learn from this
there's nothing I'mma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)

Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
Cuz people out there, think they don't deserve this
Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't blame you, that's why I
catch 'em in advance
While his dick is still in his pants,
they never get the chance
I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here
comes a fucking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat, " and then I stroll in
With the all-purpose hunting blade
straight up his colon
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody

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June 2013