You make me complete.

You fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back

you went in fits when I shit my pants
you felt my girls' brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

Hihihih!!! Va söt du är gumman!! Love you big time :) <3