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Sharing Experiences With a Chinese Man

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Can we talk about your thought of sex or your experience of sex ? I am a male and 20 from China .Hope you are an open male but I do not seem gay .If you feel uncomfortable, disconnect me.No problem. asl:20MChina
You: Hello
You: You sound like a fun person to talk to and share experiences.
Stranger: Hope you are an open male but I do not seem gay .If you feel uncomfortable, disconnect me.No problem. asl:20MChina
Stranger: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/arf
Stranger: arf?
You: Arringtonford, it’s in Ireland.
Stranger: where?
You: Ireland, where Louis Walsh is from, with the leprchauns, lucky charms, and shit.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can we talk?
Stranger: are you ok
You: We can talk but I’m afraid we may not hear each other my dear boy. Perhaps we can stick to this method of instant messaging, yes?
Stranger: yes
You: Yes I am 0k, or -273C as I like to say
Stranger: just this way
Stranger: ok?
You: Yes
You: -273c
You: Are you -273c?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: your country rich?
You: Is this your idea of sex talk?
You: Cause I must see, its getting my willy right hard it is. Oh yes it is. Oh yes. You: I must say
You: Not I must see, although I would like to see it
You: Are you there old chap?
Stranger: confused
You: Okay, lets start again. You go.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have you hd sex
You: No, sadly we can’t get High Definition sex here in Ireland. Although I am HD ready. When it comes, I’m ready. You?
Stranger: no
Stranger: HD?
Stranger: meaning
You: HD=High Definition. You asked me if I hd sex?
Stranger: yes
You: Exactly.
Stranger: may i first ask your asl?
Stranger: age
Stranger: ?
You: 19, you? (We have been through this, you know)
Stranger: 20
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh i forgot
Stranger: a college student?
Stranger: how is your english
Stranger: ?
You: Impeccable. Is this not clear through my remarkable spelling and fantazmicle grammar?
Stranger: cool
You: Cool beans.
Stranger: a college student?
You: Yeah, I’m studying escort agency. What about you?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: but study petrolum You: Oh right -273c
You: ok, I mean.
Stranger: -273c?
You: Typo.
Stranger: ok
You: So what else you up to?
Stranger: never have sex?
Stranger: tell me more about sex ,ok?
You: Sex at absolute zero is fucking freezing dude.
You: Just do it at room temperature or something yeah?
You: You’re making it too complicated
Stranger: yes
You: Okay good
Stranger: you are cold
Stranger: ?
You: No I’m quite warm actually. You: Lets move on.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am not native so try to let me understand
Stranger: Ok?
Stranger: thanks
You: It’s alright, we have some weird expressions in the land of Ire.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: move on
Stranger: when will be married
Stranger: average
You: When will who be married?
Stranger: average
Stranger: about
Stranger: not you
You: Who? Stranger: usually
Stranger: can you understand
You: No i certainly cannot. Who are you talking about?
Stranger: your people?
Stranger: your country people
You: MY PEOPLE!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You: YOU RACIST BASTARD.
You: DISCONNECT!

You have disconnected.
Submitted by Zane from England

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Anonymous Mon 5 Jul 2010 01:23

haha x)

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