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IMPORTANT INFO It is HIGHLY likely that the $cienos will attempt to infiltrate your raid, it is extremely likely also (given their history) that they will assault bystanders to attempt to discredit the legitimacy of our protest. IF THIS HAPPENS WE QUASH IT. MEME testing is the ideal tactic against them, but note that we have other groups (Goons et al)who will participate, make sure you stay safe and secure. 1. DO NOTHING ILLEGAL. Is it illegal to spraypaint their building? Don't do it. Ordinances against hanging flyers in your area? Don't hang any. Illegal to stand directly in front of their building? Stand off to the side. These people will use any excuse to have you arrested and hauled away, and use any excuse to make you out to be the bad guy. Don't give 'em any. It is highly recommended you bring flyers and pamphlets and shit to hand out, but don't bring signs or weapons or anything that could even remotely get into trouble. Also don't bring anything you'd be afraid to lose. You may have to drop it and run away. 1. NO VIOLENCE. Do you remember in elementary school when you got detention for fighting back when a known bully beat the shit out of you? It's like that in real life, too. If they start beating you up, and you defend yourself, you'll go to jail and they will be declared some sort of hero. I know it sucks, but if they want to hit you, let 'em...AND GET IT ON TAPE! Scientologists LOVE to physically attack their critics, but they're much too pussy to do any real damage. Most of 'em have a long crime record for minor acts of violence. Get it on tape, then shove it in the series of tubes. Once we have >9000 videos of scientologists slapping /b/ tards over nothing, the world will take our side. The fact that most of us are young and small and most of them are old and big will help out here. 1. DISGUISE YOURSELF. Scientologists will go to any lengths to harass their dissenters, including posting flyers of them with lies, calling the cops and reporting fake incidents, going to their house, etc. DO NOT GIVE THEM THE CHANCE! Arrive at your raid using public transportation if possible. Wear a mask (Guy Fawkes is best, but anything that doesn't look intimidating is good. Alien masks are also good). Wear loose, winter clothing that disguises your body type and shape. This way, they will have no way of telling who exactly is harassing them, where you live, and so on. Considering they go so far as to follow their harassers home and write down license plates and crap, I wouldn't put it past them to tail you when you leave, so if you must use your own car, don't go home. In fact, whenever you have a raid, don't go home. Instead go someplace else and celebrate your achievement. Something like a movie is best, since it means that anyone tailing you will have to wait hours and hours for you to come out, and it'll be obvious who is tailing you. You can then harass them without fear of reprisal, because you're nice and far away from the scientology cameras. Just don't let 'em get a good look at your face! Remember, anonymity is our greatest asset! 1. DO SOMETHING RIDICULOUS AND FUNNY TO GET ATTENTION. I've got a raid planned where me and some friends are gonna show up with an old boombox turned all the way up and we're gonna dance to a Rickroll. This is harmless, this is crazy, and it's sure to get everyone for blocks around to look at us and our crazy white-man dancing. It's going to have everyone around look at the Scientology HQ and realize that we're not afraid of 'em, and that all we wanna do is have EPIC LULZ, which everyone can get behind. We also intend to invite the scientologists to dance (they won't) and when they yell at us to leave, we intend to make it out like they're anti-dance and anti-fun. Never mind the papers we'll be handing out while we make sure that YOU GOT SERVED LOL. You should likewise find something ridiculous and attention getting. 1. CALL IN THE HIPPIES. Hippies are ugly, disgusting moochers with no life. Kind of like /b/tards, only they don't understand computers. Most of 'em hate scientology, though. Call up your local Unitarian church, or your local Freedom from Religion foundation, and let 'em know you're going to have a "protest" at a specific time and place. They will add mass to your gathering, and since they'll be older than you and not wear masks, it'll look like they're in charge, so you can let the cops arrest those GOD-DAMNED DIRTY HIPPIES instead of you. They probably already have been arrested for protesting before several times, so it's no big deal to them. 1. ALWAYS BRING BACKUP. Never forget who it is we're dealing with. Always bring at least one (preferably more) other people with you as backup in case you need someone to act as a distraction, as a decoy, or in a worst-case-scenario situation go for help! 1. SCIENTOLOGY HATE CAMERA. If there's one thing that drives a Scientologist into a blind rage, it's a camera. I can only theorize as to WHY they hate cameras so much, but it probably has something to do with their paranoia. Seriously, how big a fucking deal is it if you take blurry snapshots of their front door with your phone? In any event, use this to your advantage. Everyone on your raid should have a camera, preferably a video camera if you can get it. The bigger and uglier the camera the better. For epic lulz, go get a giant VHS Camcorder and have one of you cart it around while TEH REAL CAMERAMAN uses a small digital camera to record video of the scientologists harassing the guy with the big camera. The fact that you should be able to record lots of video of them being dicks while you're just silly should help win people to our side, too. 1. LOL U TK HIM 2 DA BAR|? Scientologists are impossible to reason with. So don't bother! Speak only gibberish to them, preferably about thetans and Xenu, which they cannot acknowledge the existence of. Give them nothing to work with. Give no arguments. Explain, in detail, about how your life got flipped upside down. The crazier it is, the better. Read out SECRET DOX if you really wanna be an asshole, and don't stop. 1. RUN FOR IT LADS! The Scientologists will undoubtedly call out some big stupid guy to chase you away, whether he be a cop or a goon or whatever. You can't fight them, so run for it! Leave! Get out of the way! Drop your papers and RUN! Odds are you can make it without getting into too much trouble. On a side note, if they DO call the cops, and the cops actually show up, it's a good idea to do what they say, and be polite, and explain yourself, and then leave. Most cops really don't want to fill out a lot of paperwork and go to the trouble of arresting you, so if you look harmless, they will probably let you go. Just don't piss 'em off! We want the cops on OUR side! Copypasta from Anon.
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