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Han kallade det Cheezy Pickup Lines
1. Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!
2. I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
3. Now fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?
4. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
5. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
6. "Do you have any Hungarian in you?"
"No."
"Would you like some?"
7. Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8. "hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*
Girl comes over.
"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"
9. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
10. Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?
11. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
13. "I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home."
14. That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.
Han kallade det Cheezy Pickup Lines
1. Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!
2. I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
3. Now fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?
4. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
5. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
6. "Do you have any Hungarian in you?"
"No."
"Would you like some?"
7. Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8. "hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*
Girl comes over.
"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"
9. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
10. Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?
11. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
13. "I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home."
14. That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.
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Mina föräldrar tycker att jag ska spara mina pengar till körkort och alla såna kostnader.. Men jag följer kanske med nästa år
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