July
Thursday 9 October 2008 photo 2/2
|
10 things everybody knows about Mårten Jönsson.
10: When Mårten Jönsson does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
9: There are no steroids in baseball, only players Mårten Jönsson has breathed on.
8: Mårten Jönsson didn't have a normal birth. 9 months old he punshed his way out of his mother's womb.
7: Mårten Jönsson once shot down a German figther plane with his finger by yelling: BANG!
6:Mårten Jönsson doesn't shurn butter, he "round house kicks" the cow and the butter comes flying straight out of it.
5: When Mårten Jönsson sends in his taxes, he only sends in a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. Mårten Jönsson has never payed taxes. NEVER!
4: On the last page of the Guinness World Record books, it notes that all records are held by Mårten Jönsson. Those other listed in the book are simply the closest any one else has ever gotten.
3: When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Mårten Jönsson.
2: Mårten Jönsson are currently suing the Tv-Show "Law & Order", claiming that those are the trademarked names for his left & right leg.
1: Mårten Jönsson's tears cures cancer and all other diseases, to bad he never cries. EVER
10: When Mårten Jönsson does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
9: There are no steroids in baseball, only players Mårten Jönsson has breathed on.
8: Mårten Jönsson didn't have a normal birth. 9 months old he punshed his way out of his mother's womb.
7: Mårten Jönsson once shot down a German figther plane with his finger by yelling: BANG!
6:Mårten Jönsson doesn't shurn butter, he "round house kicks" the cow and the butter comes flying straight out of it.
5: When Mårten Jönsson sends in his taxes, he only sends in a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. Mårten Jönsson has never payed taxes. NEVER!
4: On the last page of the Guinness World Record books, it notes that all records are held by Mårten Jönsson. Those other listed in the book are simply the closest any one else has ever gotten.
3: When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Mårten Jönsson.
2: Mårten Jönsson are currently suing the Tv-Show "Law & Order", claiming that those are the trademarked names for his left & right leg.
1: Mårten Jönsson's tears cures cancer and all other diseases, to bad he never cries. EVER
Visa toppen
Show footer