Sunday 31 August 2008 photo 1/1
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Sunday 31 August 2008 photo 1/1
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South Park Movie
Classroom:
Mr. Garrison: Okay children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5x2 ? ... Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.
*Young boy raises his hand*
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: 12?
Mr. Garrison: Okay, now let's try and get an answer from someone who's not not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't by shy.
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!
Eric: (pipig tillgjort röst) "Meä Mimi Me Mä mimi"
Kyle: Shut up fat boy!
Eric: Ay! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
Eric: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck", you can't say "fuck" in school you fuckin' fatass.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Eric: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stanley: Dude, you just said fuck again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Mmhk!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Eric: Big deal! it doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fucketti fuckfuckfuck!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! How would like to go see the school counseler? (Studievägledaren)
Eric: How would you like to suck my balls?
(Class gasps)
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?!
Eric: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please. What I said was; (tar fram en megafon) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?