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Skrev en uppsatts inom svenskan igen, skulle vara om människor från en utomjordings perspektiv...
'umiez dey iz pink an' soft to deir skin, not green an' tough like da Boyz. Unlike uz dey is all da same size too! Dere is no big onez or little onez, dey is alwayz da same. Due to diz dey iz always arguin' abut who's in charge, dey got n'nuffink to show dat except som fake badgez or an uniform an' uvva fings like dat.
While we iz already talkin' about fingz; when eva dey make sumfink dey alwayz ry to make it look wot it's not, dey paint da tree partz so dat dey look like da metal, dey make funny stuff wiv da sweet wata so dat it looks brownish. Dey is always tryin' to confuze each uvva.
Back in our planet we know wot we will get, we know dat junkz is junkz, we know dat a buggy is a buggy or a choppa is a choppa. We even know dat da red ones goes faster!
Dey lie to everybody even demselves, sayin' dat someone else farted when dey know dat it was dem, dey try sell fake stuff to an even 'igha price dan da real! An' when one of dem wants to be da lord o'a da others dey say "I is very special so you all gotta worship me" or "I know sumfink dat da lot of you don know so you all betta listen to me".
Da funny fin' is dat dere is always 'alf of da people dat believe in ’im while da uvva 'alf don't so dere will be big wars wiv planes an' bombs an' people runnin' around in circles wiv deir arm wavin' an' shoutin', so a lot of people diez. An' when da lord get beaten dey find out dat da person was lyin' dey blame 'im for everythin' dat 'appened.
Dis neva 'appen to us, we neva get beaten in battle; dey can't even 'ope to kill us all, but shit does 'appen ocorse… If we win we win, if we die we die, so it don't count as bein' beaten. An' If we run for it we don't die netha so we can always come back for anotha go!
Not to mention dat dey live in such a funny manna, dey build some sort of 'ollow rocky fingies wiv 'oles for comin' inside or goin' outside. Dey often put dem on small 'ills where you is to climb a bit, but at least dey is in da open where a lad can easily get to dem. An' if you want you can lob a few rocks at da walls, go around bashin' da 'oles, an' go in an' nick all deir food without wonderin' if da roof is gonna fall down on your 'ead or dat da 'ouse will fall down from a branch.
I like bashin' 'umies, stick dem wiv some arrows screamin' "DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA!" Stick dem wiv knivez, swordz an' spearz, stick dem 'ard an' stick dem quick. Stick dem were it 'urts da most but most of all stick dem when dey is lookin' da uvva way. It often workz too!
'ahahaha, If you ask me dey is not a smart race at all.
Hoppas det funkar denne gång...
While we iz already talkin' about fingz; when eva dey make sumfink dey alwayz ry to make it look wot it's not, dey paint da tree partz so dat dey look like da metal, dey make funny stuff wiv da sweet wata so dat it looks brownish. Dey is always tryin' to confuze each uvva.
Back in our planet we know wot we will get, we know dat junkz is junkz, we know dat a buggy is a buggy or a choppa is a choppa. We even know dat da red ones goes faster!
Dey lie to everybody even demselves, sayin' dat someone else farted when dey know dat it was dem, dey try sell fake stuff to an even 'igha price dan da real! An' when one of dem wants to be da lord o'a da others dey say "I is very special so you all gotta worship me" or "I know sumfink dat da lot of you don know so you all betta listen to me".
Da funny fin' is dat dere is always 'alf of da people dat believe in ’im while da uvva 'alf don't so dere will be big wars wiv planes an' bombs an' people runnin' around in circles wiv deir arm wavin' an' shoutin', so a lot of people diez. An' when da lord get beaten dey find out dat da person was lyin' dey blame 'im for everythin' dat 'appened.
Dis neva 'appen to us, we neva get beaten in battle; dey can't even 'ope to kill us all, but shit does 'appen ocorse… If we win we win, if we die we die, so it don't count as bein' beaten. An' If we run for it we don't die netha so we can always come back for anotha go!
Not to mention dat dey live in such a funny manna, dey build some sort of 'ollow rocky fingies wiv 'oles for comin' inside or goin' outside. Dey often put dem on small 'ills where you is to climb a bit, but at least dey is in da open where a lad can easily get to dem. An' if you want you can lob a few rocks at da walls, go around bashin' da 'oles, an' go in an' nick all deir food without wonderin' if da roof is gonna fall down on your 'ead or dat da 'ouse will fall down from a branch.
I like bashin' 'umies, stick dem wiv some arrows screamin' "DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA!" Stick dem wiv knivez, swordz an' spearz, stick dem 'ard an' stick dem quick. Stick dem were it 'urts da most but most of all stick dem when dey is lookin' da uvva way. It often workz too!
'ahahaha, If you ask me dey is not a smart race at all.
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