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The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
If you've ever seen the first Machete or the Grindhouse double feature then you know what Robert Rodriguez's intentions were. Machete is supposed to be bad, that Grindhouse exploration bad that is so over the top bad it becomes good. And on that level I find the first movie to be a success, the flaws in the film somehow make it all the better. The sequel however, is an utter failure, the flaws in the film make it unbearable to watch.
The film opens with a trailer for a sequel to the movie your about to watch, which spoils the movie for you. And the movie really just seems like a way to set up Machete kills again. The pop culture gags are just embarrassing and cringe inducing, yeah it's funny that the president is sleeping with 3 women, cause it's Charlie sheen. The changeling character is beyond asinine and rather than give Cuba Gooding Jr or antonio banderas adequate screen time, we get to watch lady Gaga. We get to see a cringe inducing Sofia vergaras as a really stupid hooker who thinks she's a threat because she has boob and dick guns. (The same dick gun we saw 20 years ago in from dusk til dawn).
All in all Machete kills is a complete waste of time and completely and utterly fails to carry on the spirit of the first Machete or its grindhouse roots. Rodriguez went for intentionally bad and ended up with unintentionally awful. And for some reason he is going ahead with Machete 3 despite nobody even wanting it, I for sure will be skipping that one and will never rewatch this really awful awful film.
Having Enjoyed some of the movies that Robert Rodriguez directed in the past (Desperado, Grindhouse) I was looking forward to seeing Machete Kills. And even though the movie has a great cast and is action packed it falls flat in some areas and is plain ridiculous in other areas.
The premise of the movie is that Machete is tasked to go to Mexico and check out an ex-drug cartel member turned revolutionary with multiple personalities (one psychotic, the other revolutionary) who has threatened to launch a missile at the U.S.A. Plot twists and turns ensue and soon Machete and the revolutionary who has the detonator to the rocket attached to his heart are making their way back from Mexico to the U.S.A. Meanwhile they are being chased by anyone who wants a piece of the $ 20 million dollar bounty placed on their heads and by a group of prostitute assassins as well.
Through the course of the movie we discover that there is an even bigger villain in the picture, an arms and space technology manufacturer called Voz who wants to create complete chaos and destruction on earth while he and the people chosen by him go to live on a space station and later re-claim the earth. He also has an army of physically enhanced human clones and futuristic weapons which he created by claiming that he sees the future and supposedly knows what will happen. Voz (played by Mel Gibson) is also the one who killed Machete's Partner at the beginning of the film and you know that there is some sort of payback coming.
By the end of the movie we have something that looks like a mixed rip-off of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones mixed with a James Bond movie with machete madness added into the mix. Interestingly enough there is a James Bond Film starring Roger Moore where an evil industrialist wants to launch gas capsules from his space station whilst the "perfect people" he has chosen live on a space station. So I wonder where Robert Rodriguez got the idea.
The acting overall is what you would expect it to be. Highly forced and made to look like an exploitation movie from the 1970's. Danny Trejo is Machete and plays the role well. He has a supporting cast consisting of amongst others: Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Antonio Banderas, Sofia Vergara, Carlos Estavez (i.e Charlie Sheen), Cuba Gooding Jr. and Lady Gaga. Everyone brings something to the mix (mostly over the top), but I think that the acting as well as the action seems forced at most times.
Overall I would give it around 5.5 to 6 out of 10. Not exceptional but watchable if you have nothing better to watch.
The cinematic axiom of diminishing returns appears to be catching up with Robert Rodriguez’s Machete franchise in only the second installment, as the series’ engagingly lowbrow concept gets overwhelmed by episodic plotting and uninspired, rote performances.
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