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Amarita Lappjävel
Det var en gång en Toffel!
"Vet att det inte är så enkelt och för de som inte förstår är det inte heller värt att förklara. Men - ju längre ner man trycker en fjäder, ju högre hoppar den, så brukar jag säga när det är tungt och så tänker jag när det gäller DIF nu. Nu börjar vi om, laddar om och startar om. Uppåt och framåt!"
Sverige har efter förlusten mot Finland i ishockey VM - 1995, beslutatatt göra åtta (8) nyförvärv. Först två (2) judar som forwards eftersom detär förbjudetatt förfölja dem.Anfallet förstärks även med en (1) neger, en (1) kines, och en (1)indian, för att bli mer färgstarka.Som backar värvas två (2) bögar, så att det blir meratryck bakifrån.Sist men inte minst, en 40-årig nunna som målvakt, hon har juinte släppt in något på 40 år..........
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