Sagan om de sju retarderade vännerna.

 

Ja, vad ska man säga? Utter. Gnu. Gran. Men nu ska vi bli allvarliga. Buffel. Min dag idag har varit fylld av lustiga ljud i form av flygande bollar i ett universum av sås. Brun, porös sås. Men inte ska man klaga! Det är ju ett faktum att de stackars människorna som äter en frukost bestående av innerlår och finnar från en grottkrälande muffinjägare har det bättre än de som bara äter ytterlår.

 

Det jag förde in i mitt pajhål, min ljudutstötare, min rapmaskin idag var något som liknande saker som kommer ur en mans snabel och ris. Men men, jag vet att barnen i Afrika skulle tycka samma sak så jag ser till att inte gnälla alltför mycket, bara här och nu och lite senare kanske. Jag kanske tänker på det nästa gång jag dansar på ansiktet, men det är naturligt, eller?

 

Må grodlår smiska er på kinderna och era bönar höras av en svettig man iförd tights från en butik i Smålands yttersta granparti, peace.

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