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The Baconproblem
Kristoffer: What do you mean with "there's no bacon"?
Jesper: No bacon means no troubles Kristoffer
Kristoffer: But I want bacon, and I want it now!
Jesper: You can't have what you've already eaten.
Kristoffer: I can, and i will!
Jesper: You don't have the force in you, so you can't do that.
Kristoffer: In me, the bacon will be.
Jesper: Sir, then we have a problem. A true baconproblem.
Kristoffer: There will no problem be if you just hand over the bacon.
Jesper: But the pig ran away, there's nothing I can do!
Kristoffer: You must hunt it down. Simple as that, here take my baconsaber and use force inside of you.
Jesper: Sir, yes sir! The baconpig will surely die a certain death.
Kristoffer: I certainly hopes that it does nothing less.
Jesper: Me too, so ther's nothing more to say.
Kristoffer: Besides: Give me the f*cking bacon.
Jesper: I can't do that! The baconpig took my baconsaber and stabbed me in my armpitch.
Kristoffer: You f*cking suck at bacon, you know that?
Jesper: No, but the bacon freaking suck at me!
Kristoffer: You said there was no bacon!
Jesper: True. But i don't think that you want a bacon that have already been with me.
Kristoffer: Right now I could not care less who the bacon has been with, I just want it...inside me.
Jesper: Okay, i will give you the bacon. But first it must pass my intestines.
Kristoffer: I will be waiting by your butt.
Jesper: I think its possible that the bacon has arrived now.
Kristoffer: And i was way over here, miles away from your butt, when it happened!
Jesper: That's not so good! I think i must send it in a orange package by the mail now. Is that okay for you?
Kristoffer: Yeah sure..Just make sure tonot clean it first.
Jesper: That's not a problem for me! Just a little bit less work.
Kristoffer: Yaaay, poop-bacon!
Jesper: Dude, that's awesome! Better than the food at the hotel.
Kristoffer: Do you think we could get the waitress to feed me with the poop-bacon?
Jesper: No, because the waitress is MINE!
Kristoffer: That's what you said about the bacon aswell.
Jesper: I am truly the world's most egocentric person.
The End.
Kristoffer: What do you mean with "there's no bacon"?
Jesper: No bacon means no troubles Kristoffer
Kristoffer: But I want bacon, and I want it now!
Jesper: You can't have what you've already eaten.
Kristoffer: I can, and i will!
Jesper: You don't have the force in you, so you can't do that.
Kristoffer: In me, the bacon will be.
Jesper: Sir, then we have a problem. A true baconproblem.
Kristoffer: There will no problem be if you just hand over the bacon.
Jesper: Sir, yes sir! The baconpig will surely die a certain death.
Kristoffer: I certainly hopes that it does nothing less.
Jesper: Me too, so ther's nothing more to say.
Kristoffer: Besides: Give me the f*cking bacon.
Kristoffer: You f*cking suck at bacon, you know that?
Jesper: No, but the bacon freaking suck at me!
Kristoffer: You said there was no bacon!
Jesper: True. But i don't think that you want a bacon that have already been with me.
Kristoffer: Right now I could not care less who the bacon has been with, I just want it...inside me.
Kristoffer: I will be waiting by your butt.
Jesper: That's not so good! I think i must send it in a orange package by the mail now. Is that okay for you?
Kristoffer: Yeah sure..Just make sure tonot clean it first.
Jesper: That's not a problem for me! Just a little bit less work.
Kristoffer: Yaaay, poop-bacon!
Jesper: No, because the waitress is MINE!
Kristoffer: That's what you said about the bacon aswell.
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