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Scrubs Maraton - Säsong 3 Alla är ute och har kul medan jag är fast här hemma och dör av leda! Inge lust att plugga heller, sååå jag gör det enda skojs
My Own American Girl Surgeon: I'ma toast you so bad, your momma ain't even gonna recognize you! JD: Yeah? Well, I heard your sister started drinking again! ... Surgeon: *gråter* JD: So, it's no
My Journey Turk: Alright fine, man! I can have plenty of deep moments with the Todd! The Todd: Hey... Do you think gay dudes get turned on by their own weiners? Turk: Oh.. My God.
My White Wale College Girl: JD, could you walk my dog tonight while I have casual sex with your friend Miguel? JD: I'd love to!
My Lucky Night JD: What the hell? Janitor: It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. One of them wasn't me.
My Brother, Where Art Thou? Dr Kelso: Darling, I want to say something. For the past 25 years, we've been going through the motions. Once every couple of weeks we have sex, and then we have breakfast
My Advice To You Dr Kelso: I know you all think of me as some heartless monster. Still, if your grandmother was here, wouldn't you want her doctor to spend as much time with her as he does with anyon
My Fifteen Seconds Dr Cox: ... JD: It's a beautiful shot of you..?
My Friend The Doctor JD: What is wrong with you? Is this because I called you Smelliot? Because I can't believe you haven't heard that before. Elliot: JD, I don't care if you call me that. JD: Hey, e
My Dirty Secret Turk: Dude, I'm dying here. JD: Turk, it's been like 18 hours since you had sex. Turk: I'm saying, this is torture! JD: So why don't you just, like, take care of yo'self? Turk: Man, y
My Rule Of Thumb Ted: Same thing happened to me. After my divorce, I told Marianna I was going to crash at her place for a few weeks, and we've been sharing a bed for 8 years. JD: ... Isn't Marianna
My Clean Break Turk: Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have
My Catalyst *Ted hoppar från taket* Ted: You did it, Teddy! It's over! Here comes sweet relief! Hahahaaaaaaaah- *Crash* Ted: Is this heaven? Janitor: ... It's garbage.
My Porcelain God Turk: JD, can I talk to you? JD's Thoughts: AAGH! Turk: Have you seen Carla around? JD's Thoughts: Pfoooh.. False alarm. Turk: Cause, I need to talk to you in private. Man to man. JD
My Screw Up Ben: You know something? You have slept with both of my sisters. So that means that you and I have something in common. JD: Ahahah.. hahah.. eheh.. Ben: Mhm. JD: ... I have to get go
My Tormented Mentor The Todd: She just talked to me like I'm an idiot. Turk: ... Hot chick, twelve o'clock. The Todd: Where! Elliot: Wow. Turk: I know.
My Butterfly Turk: Aaargh! Where's my lucky Tabasco doo rag? JD: Why don't you just use Power Rangers? Turk: How are Power Rangers as lucky as Tabasco? JD: Do you remember when communications with Zo
My Moment Of Un-Truth Carla: I felt nothing for him, how cool is that?! JD: I had a dream just like this. Except I had a saddle on my back and you were an indian... Turk was a donkey.
His Story II Carla: So, how far across the creek did you make it? JD: I don't know the exact distance in terms of feet and inches, but in layman's terms I would have to say... About half way.
My Choosiest Choice Of All JD: I mean, come on. How many couples out there actually have fun together? Sean: Guys! Elliot and I are in the middle of a marathon game of hide and go seek. If she comes
My Fault Turk: We're going to see Michael Jordaaan! We're going to see Michael Jordaaan! We're going to see Michael Jordaaan! Cause we got good tickets! We went five hundred miles! JD: Hey! Was I sup
My Self-Examination JD's Mom: I love you, honey. You're the smartest, handsomest, sweetest boy in the whole world. And no matter how hard you look, you'll never find a woman who will love you as much
My Best Friend's Wedding JD's Thoughts: I guess in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you'd expect. Sometimes, fate is on your side. Other times, you've already sealed your own fate. Eit
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