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Once i walked into a bar, and sat down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy had a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
So i said “Wow, that’s a huge lighter…where did you get it?"
The guy replies “A genie from this bottle granted me one wish."
“Great, can I try it?"
“Sure."
I rubed the bottle and the genie appears. “You are granted one wish" says the genie.
I say, “I want a million bucks!"
“Done" says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.
“I can’t believe this," I said, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The guy in the bar then says, “Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"
The guy replies “A genie from this bottle granted me one wish."
“Sure."
“Done" says the genie and disappears.
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