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the reasons why you should date a ice-hockey player.
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
The best kind of people in the world. The cockiest, dirtiest, sexiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the universe. Will booze at least 4 times a week and pretend we are still dedicated. Ladies love us, guys want to be us. We are the soul of the universe.
And Ladies, as they say...
"IF YOU'RE DATING A HOCKEY PLAYER, RAISE YOUR GLASS. IF YOU ARE NOT, RAISE YOUR STANDARDS."
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
The best kind of people in the world. The cockiest, dirtiest, sexiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the universe. Will booze at least 4 times a week and pretend we are still dedicated. Ladies love us, guys want to be us. We are the soul of the universe.
And Ladies, as they say...
"IF YOU'RE DATING A HOCKEY PLAYER, RAISE YOUR GLASS. IF YOU ARE NOT, RAISE YOUR STANDARDS."
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