Sunday 15 February 2009 photo 3/5
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Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness, Ron Shirr thought things had gone too far when returning from a weekend in Clacton he found that his neighbor had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
Enraged and anvious beyond beliaf, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Rex into the shape of a coffee table.
"That'll fix it,"
thought Ron - but he was wrong.
The following wednesday his neighbor had his bushy wast-legth hair cut and permed into a modle of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Everywhere he went, people said
"Hurray!"
Sometimes you just can't win
Annons