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Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: SV; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: SV; mso-fareast-language: SV; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">- Eric Cartman
Respect My Authority!
- Eric Cartman
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concetrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should just send you to a concentration camp.
Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what i waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
- Eric Cartman
You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
- Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
- Eric Cartman
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
- Eric Cartman
Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
- Eric Cartman
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman : Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's costs at least eight dollars.
- Eric Cartman
<span style="line-height: 115%; color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: SV; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
- Eric Cartman
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
- Eric Cartman
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
- Eric Cartman
HAHAHAHA, snubben är ett geni. (y)
Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: SV; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: SV; mso-fareast-language: SV; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">- Eric Cartman
Respect My Authority!
- Eric Cartman
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concetrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should just send you to a concentration camp.
Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what i waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
- Eric Cartman
You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
- Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
- Eric Cartman
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
- Eric Cartman
Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
- Eric Cartman
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman : Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's costs at least eight dollars.
- Eric Cartman
<span style="line-height: 115%; color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: SV; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
- Eric Cartman
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
- Eric Cartman
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
- Eric Cartman
HAHAHAHA, snubben är ett geni. (y)
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