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David Blaine was gutted today to find out that his record for spending 48 days in a box doing absolutely nothing has just been broken by Darren Bent of Spurs, England.
A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.
Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."
The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"
"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.
The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."
"I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me' she said, so I bought her a Tottenham-shirt."
- Vad händer med en naken Spurssupporter som med eregerad penis springer in i en cementvägg?
- Han bryter näsan.
Haha Bottenham Spurs!:D
Haha Bottenham Spurs!:D
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